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• One Dead, As Rioting Breaks Out In The Villages In Florida

  By elbrookman on August 18, 2014 • ( 3 )

  

  One elderly man is dead and rioting has broken out in The Villages in Sumter County Florida. The Villages, known as “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown” with over forty golf courses and massive numbers of retirees from across America has Governor Rick… Read More ›

• Small Towns, Big Hearts

  By elbrookman on August 7, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Today, it seems we Americans are gawkers. We have stumbled on this wreck of our leadership, the economy, lack of secure boarders, growing poverty, unemployment, inept Obamacare, the mismanagement of leaving Iraq and Afghanistan, and worry about the future. As… Read More ›

• A Most Dangerous Game

  By elbrookman on May 20, 2014 • ( 2 )

  

  This weekend The EL is off to the oldest City in America. I was invited to read my work before the elite Garden and Book Club of St. Augustine, Florida as part of their new endeavor to promote new writers… Read More ›

• The Importance of Spelling “Lake Titicaca”

  By elbrookman on April 21, 2014 • ( 3 )

  

  So I couldn’t spell Lake Titicaca. I saw nothing wrong with writing the answers on the back of a wooden ruler in pencil for the weekly geography quizzes. It was the only object allowed on our desks during tests. Points… Read More ›

• Troubadour Larry

  By elbrookman on April 18, 2014 • ( 3 )

  

         Romance novelist Nora Roberts, who grew up in the same areas around Washington D.C. as I did, wrote; “If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always… Read More ›

• Dangerous Paleface

  By elbrookman on April 16, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

   Bob Hope did a movie entitled “Son of Paleface,” about a northern city-slicker, graduate of Harvard, who went out west for the first time and entered a tough, western town on a miniature donkey.    There is an establishment known… Read More ›

• EL BROOKMAN and The Search For The Perfect Meatball Tour 2014

  By elbrookman on March 22, 2014 • ( 4 )

  

  My great search for the perfect meatball begins. Since my Italian mother’s passing in 1994, I realized that my grief for the loss of her sauce (gravy) and those round mounds of moist meat laced with seasonings and bits of… Read More ›

• Why Are “Women Dump Cooks” So Mad At EL BROOKMAN?

  By elbrookman on March 17, 2014 • ( 7 )

  

   What I am about to tell you is shocking. I do want all of you to know I am safe and can handle myself as well as any caged writer.  My views are off the charts on my blog because… Read More ›

• It’s My Penis and Hillary Can’t Have It !

  By elbrookman on March 2, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

  Hillary Clinton is the progressive liberal front runner in the Democrat’s Party. Already liberal women are salivating to wage war against men. So bring on this fight and let Hillary lead you into this war against us men and our… Read More ›

• Kelly Stables Elated Not to Be With Last Man on Earth, & Relieved World Did Not End

  By elbrookman on February 23, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

      According to executive sources at the TV show THE EXES, KELLY STABLES is relieved the world did not end on Saturday night. Ms. STABLES also added she is elated she did not have to be with the last man on earth,… Read More ›