President Trump is President Tony-the-Tiger, making America Gr-r-reat again and everything is Gr-r-reat! You just can’t spell “gr-r-reat” this way without lots of red lines created by auto correct in Word Perfect. No doubt about it, I accept Trump… Read More ›
There is a reason I haven’t written any political articles since the last one I wrote, April of 2016 called Cool Hand Trump. https://elbrookman.com/2016/04/03/cool-hand-trumpi-can-eat-fifty-eggs/ It was plagiarized, the title, words, the idea stolen from me and twisted to… Read More ›
As the year comes to a close, it is time to honor those who don’t stop pursuing life and actually show age is just a number. #10 (Feb.) Peyton Manning At age 39, became the oldest Quarterback to… Read More ›
In the opening scene of the 1967 movie Cool Hand Luke, Paul Newman’s character is seen cutting the heads off a small town’s parking meters, destroying two long rows of bureaucratic parking slot machines with no payout. It… Read More ›
I get it. 1.3 billion dollars and the European Space Agency drops a probe on a comet. I get it. Celebrity Kim Kardashian needed to make some coin and showed herself naked and the photographer drops a champagne glass on her rear… Read More ›
STOP THE PRESSES….BANNER HEADLINE…CALL ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX NEWS AND ALERT GORDON RAMSEY CATHY MITCHELL recipe queen of DUMP CAKES, DUMP DINNERS HAS INVITED EL BROOKMAN TO HER PLACE FOR THANKSGIVING. Well, she still seems angry, and I do have… Read More ›
Republican Larry Hogan won because of the unfriendly business conditions, lack of jobs and the heavy taxation in what had become a one-party controlled Maryland. Resignations are already being signed and placed in a box on his yet to… Read More ›
I don’t think the glass is half empty or half full, I just think I got the wrong bartender. This past Saturday evening, while the moon was high, full and bright I felt lyrical within myself. I was enjoying eating… Read More ›
But wait! Have you seen the commercial for selling recipes for Dump Dinners and Dump Deserts? Make no mistake, this is a very hot marketing trend. Were you excited to see the lady throwing food in one pan and… Read More ›
America has been transformed into a Jackson Pollock painting. Never thought that President Obama meant for this to happen when he said he was going to transform America. It was the “HOPE” or “CHANGE” poster showing his likeness as the… Read More ›
