With my best Governor Hoss Christie leadership skills, I am giving all the people who read my writings on my blog and Facebook “friends” ONE HOUR TO TELL THE TRUTH. I want to know if you were stupid enough to buy DUMP CAKES, DUMP DINNERS RECIPE BOOKS AND THE ORGANIC FRY PAN ….ALL FOR TEN DOLLARS.
Once I find out I will unfriend you from Facebook and ban you from my blog for being the dumbest human being on this planet. If you are a mother of children and thought that throwing ground beef out of the package and in a big lump without separating it and adding crap to it is cuisine, I’m also calling Child Welfare Services in your state and reporting your abuse. If you think pouring cake mix and adding can soda and dried fruit to a pan is dessert, I will send Dennis Rodman to your house to live with you and talk politics.
Even the marketers of this product are not hiding the facts from you. No one would use the word “dump” with food to associate it with crap ….if it wasn’t crap….get a clue. That is what it is people…..CRAP dinners, and Crap deserts from a Crap cook who threw shit in a pan in 3 minutes and served it to you. Yum Yum.
So fess up and then I am DUMPING you forever from my life.