When I was eighteen, I met a very attractive twenty-six year old, blonde, single mother of a 6 year old girl. I quickly asked her to go out to dinner and a movie for our first date. I got… Read More ›
Month: October 2013
Terror On Flight 319
I made it to the airport and waited in a long line to be checked for security purposes before my flight. I made sure I wasn’t hungry by eating just before at a Mexican food chain inside the airport…. Read More ›
Republicans to apply Lemon Law to Obama Care.
Senator Ted Cruz has announced new legislation. By dropping the “e” from the end of “Obama Care” and making it “Obama Car”, the Lemon Law that applies to new cars that don’t work, would allow the American public… Read More ›
The Delivered Letter
My Uncle was a bigwig in the Post Office and he would get me and my friends, part-time, eighty-nine day job appointments. The hourly wage was great for summers between college courses, or laying around till something more permanent… Read More ›
Selling Cars
When I was in my twenties, broke and looking to make some money, I took a job selling cars. Back then, everything you heard about degenerate car salesmen was absolutely true. No internet, or survey’s from the corporate car… Read More ›
Madam Tillie ….The Fortune-Teller
Madam Tillie was a palm reader, fortune-teller on Silver Hill Road. In our youth, my friend Joe and I were sure it was a whore house and the rumors seemed to confirm it. We were eighteen and it was legal for… Read More ›
My Pops, The Boxer.
My Father was Irish and married a full blooded Italian woman . After he left his boxing career he became a bodyguard to a Washington D.C. Italian, disorganized crime leader. One night in bars near the Marine Barracks on 8th… Read More ›
ObamaHair or Affordable HairCare Act
I have decided to become a Democrat due to the profits I will experience following their mantras. First on my list…Affordable Hair Care Act…or ObamaHair…I demand free haircuts or coloring or any service provided by that industry. It is my… Read More ›
The New, Old Hippy, Elderly Democrats’ Revenge.
So annoying is that Life Alert ad where the lady screams; “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Personally, just showing the woman rotting on the floor, and her femur bone being gnawed by her pet dog Fluffy, who… Read More ›
