This morning a redheaded woodpecker, pounding on a dead tree pulled my eyelashes from my eyelids. I stared at the ceiling listening to dead bark raining down on the side of the house from each heavy thump. Actually it was… Read More ›
Month: February 2014
Kelly Stables Elated Not to Be With Last Man on Earth, & Relieved World Did Not End
According to executive sources at the TV show THE EXES, KELLY STABLES is relieved the world did not end on Saturday night. Ms. STABLES also added she is elated she did not have to be with the last man on earth,… Read More ›
The World Will End This Saturday
According to the Viking calendar…..The world is to end on Saturday. When the world really does end on Saturday, there will be a battle between the god of gods Odin, Freja, Thor and Loki. Every human will die except… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN AWARDED “GOLDEN HANDY” For Best New Blog
EL BROOKMAN shown here receiving the “Golden Handy” award (shown in picture) given by the Academy of Vo-Tech Arts & Sciences, for Best New Blog; (EL BROOKMAN, This Blog is in a Bad Neighborhood.) It was presented by Comedian Mark… Read More ›
4 Foot Teddy Bear Valentine’s Day Massacre
I waited till midnight on Valentine’s Day to post this. If you bought your girlfriend or wife the 4 foot Teddy Bear that has been flooding the Television channels as the perfect gift ….. It is arriving at… Read More ›
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