My publisher has agreed to release my book “The Wit and Wisdom of Fred Ziffle” this Christmas. My indepth research of Ziffel, during 2020 will show he is really a man for our times. At $9.95 this epic read will… Read More ›
Political Satire
Making America Gr-r-reat!
President Trump is President Tony-the-Tiger, making America Gr-r-reat again and everything is Gr-r-reat! You just can’t spell “gr-r-reat” this way without lots of red lines created by auto correct in Word Perfect. No doubt about it, I accept Trump… Read More ›
2016 “OLD MY ASS” AWARDS
As the year comes to a close, it is time to honor those who don’t stop pursuing life and actually show age is just a number. #10 (Feb.) Peyton Manning At age 39, became the oldest Quarterback to win a… Read More ›
Cool Hand Trump: “I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.”
In the opening scene of the 1967 movie Cool Hand Luke, Paul Newman’s character is seen cutting the heads off a small town’s parking meters, destroying two long rows of bureaucratic parking slot machines with no payout. It… Read More ›
Poet Laureate of Maryland Resigns; Can’t Find Word That Rhymes With “Rain”
Republican Larry Hogan won because of the unfriendly business conditions, lack of jobs and the heavy taxation in what had become a one-party controlled Maryland. Resignations are already being signed and placed in a box on his yet to… Read More ›
America Has Been Transformed Into A Pollock Painting
America has been transformed into a Jackson Pollock painting. Never thought that President Obama meant for this to happen when he said he was going to transform America. It was the “HOPE” or “CHANGE” poster showing his likeness as the… Read More ›
One Dead, As Rioting Breaks Out In The Villages In Florida
One elderly man is dead and rioting has broken out in The Villages in Sumter County Florida. The Villages, known as “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown” with over forty golf courses and massive numbers of retirees from across America has Governor Rick… Read More ›
Small Towns, Big Hearts
Today, it seems we Americans are gawkers. We have stumbled on this wreck of our leadership, the economy, lack of secure boarders, growing poverty, unemployment, inept Obamacare, the mismanagement of leaving Iraq and Afghanistan, and worry about the future. As… Read More ›
It’s My Penis and Hillary Can’t Have It !
Hillary Clinton is the progressive liberal front runner in the Democrat’s Party. Already liberal women are salivating to wage war against men. So bring on this fight and let Hillary lead you into this war against us men and our… Read More ›
The New, Old Hippy, Elderly Democrats’ Revenge.
So annoying is that Life Alert ad where the lady screams; “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Personally, just showing the woman rotting on the floor, and her femur bone being gnawed by her pet dog Fluffy, who… Read More ›
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