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• The World Will End This Saturday

  By elbrookman on February 21, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

       According to the Viking calendar…..The world is to end on Saturday. When the world really does end on Saturday, there will be a battle between the god of gods Odin, Freja, Thor and Loki. Every human will die except… Read More ›

• EL BROOKMAN AWARDED “GOLDEN HANDY” For Best New Blog

  By elbrookman on February 16, 2014 • ( 1 )

  

      EL BROOKMAN shown here receiving the “Golden Handy” award (shown in picture) given by the Academy of Vo-Tech Arts & Sciences, for Best New Blog; (EL BROOKMAN, This Blog is in a Bad Neighborhood.) It was presented by Comedian Mark… Read More ›

• 4 Foot Teddy Bear Valentine’s Day Massacre

  By elbrookman on February 14, 2014 • ( 2 )

  

        I waited till midnight on Valentine’s Day to post this.     If you bought your girlfriend or wife the 4 foot Teddy Bear that has been flooding the Television channels as the perfect gift ….. It is arriving at… Read More ›

• The Night Rap Music Squealed Like A Pork Rind

  By elbrookman on January 26, 2014 • ( 3 )

  

       I can now proclaim Rap is dead. I wondered into a club charging a fifteen dollar cover to see and hear a “band” called Lacs, a group of white, redneck Georgia boys who believe they are the new wave,… Read More ›

• Sidney Poitier…Decision to Bitch Slap Instead of Kissing White Racist May Have Cost Him Oscar and May Have Caused Recent Death Hoax.

  By elbrookman on January 23, 2014 • ( 2 )

  

  Damn it, had I not watched Sidney Poitier in the movie Lilies of the Field and In the Heat of the Night that was playing on a classic movie cable station on Martin Luther King’s birthday, I would not have… Read More ›

• Follow That Dream

  By elbrookman on January 16, 2014 • ( 7 )

  

       I was in my white, Tony Soprano bathrobe wearing my Seabiscuit cap at the crack of noon, having my coffee, and thinking what I was going to write about next when my doorbell rang. Sometimes I won’t answer but… Read More ›

• “O lovely Possum, O Possum, my love.”

  By elbrookman on January 14, 2014 • ( 9 )

  

       I do not know if this story is about a woman’s love for her possum, or how I get in trouble opening my big mouth. This may even be about the grammatical usage of “opossum” verses “possum.”     Being… Read More ›

• Dump Cakes, Dump Dinners…Cooks Taking A Dump

  By elbrookman on January 10, 2014 • ( 41 )

  

  With my best  Governor Hoss Christie leadership skills, I am giving all the people who read my writings on my blog and Facebook “friends” ONE HOUR TO TELL THE TRUTH. I want to know if you were stupid enough to… Read More ›

• Who Would You Like To Kidnap In 2014 ?

  By elbrookman on December 16, 2013 • ( 3 )

  

        I always wanted to kidnap George Michaels and his entire band Wham. I want them to suffer as I did every morning for years after 1984 when my alarm clock went off and the song, “Wake Me Up Before… Read More ›

• Merry Citrus

  By elbrookman on December 12, 2013 • ( 4 )

  

  If you shake a snow globe, all the white flakes fall to the bottom. If America was inside a snow globe, the flakes fall to Florida. After shaking my life and downsizing to what would fit in my Santa Fe,… Read More ›

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