This weekend The EL is off to the oldest City in America. I was invited to read my work before the elite Garden and Book Club of St. Augustine, Florida as part of their new endeavor to promote new writers… Read More ›
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Dangerous Paleface
Bob Hope did a movie entitled “Son of Paleface,” about a northern city-slicker, graduate of Harvard, who went out west for the first time and entered a tough, western town on a miniature donkey. There is an establishment known… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN and The Search For The Perfect Meatball Tour 2014
My great search for the perfect meatball begins. Since my Italian mother’s passing in 1994, I realized that my grief for the loss of her sauce (gravy) and those round mounds of moist meat laced with seasonings and bits of… Read More ›
Why Are “Women Dump Cooks” So Mad At EL BROOKMAN?
What I am about to tell you is shocking. I do want all of you to know I am safe and can handle myself as well as any caged writer. My views are off the charts on my blog because… Read More ›
Kelly Stables Elated Not to Be With Last Man on Earth, & Relieved World Did Not End
According to executive sources at the TV show THE EXES, KELLY STABLES is relieved the world did not end on Saturday night. Ms. STABLES also added she is elated she did not have to be with the last man on earth,… Read More ›
The World Will End This Saturday
According to the Viking calendar…..The world is to end on Saturday. When the world really does end on Saturday, there will be a battle between the god of gods Odin, Freja, Thor and Loki. Every human will die except… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN AWARDED “GOLDEN HANDY” For Best New Blog
EL BROOKMAN shown here receiving the “Golden Handy” award (shown in picture) given by the Academy of Vo-Tech Arts & Sciences, for Best New Blog; (EL BROOKMAN, This Blog is in a Bad Neighborhood.) It was presented by Comedian Mark… Read More ›
4 Foot Teddy Bear Valentine’s Day Massacre
I waited till midnight on Valentine’s Day to post this. If you bought your girlfriend or wife the 4 foot Teddy Bear that has been flooding the Television channels as the perfect gift ….. It is arriving at… Read More ›
Follow That Dream
I was in my white, Tony Soprano bathrobe wearing my Seabiscuit cap at the crack of noon, having my coffee, and thinking what I was going to write about next when my doorbell rang. Sometimes I won’t answer but… Read More ›
Who Would You Like To Kidnap In 2014 ?
I always wanted to kidnap George Michaels and his entire band Wham. I want them to suffer as I did every morning for years after 1984 when my alarm clock went off and the song, “Wake Me Up Before… Read More ›
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