This weekend The EL is off to the oldest City in America. I was invited to read my work before the elite Garden and Book Club of St. Augustine, Florida as part of their new endeavor to promote new writers… Read More ›
Humor
She Dated E.E. Cummings
Women are punctuations of grammar. A flowing dress moving along a sidewalk will always need a period, comma, or question mark. The sight of the hem of her slip, disorder among the breeze, or without a slip revealed by the… Read More ›
The Importance of Spelling “Lake Titicaca”
So I couldn’t spell Lake Titicaca. I saw nothing wrong with writing the answers on the back of a wooden ruler in pencil for the weekly geography quizzes. It was the only object allowed on our desks during tests. Points… Read More ›
Troubadour Larry
Romance novelist Nora Roberts, who grew up in the same areas around Washington D.C. as I did, wrote; “If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always… Read More ›
Dangerous Paleface
Bob Hope did a movie entitled “Son of Paleface,” about a northern city-slicker, graduate of Harvard, who went out west for the first time and entered a tough, western town on a miniature donkey. There is an establishment known… Read More ›
Naked Catholic School Girls Loved My Quill Pen… Now there is only Microsoft Word
Microsoft Word quit working on my computer and I began considering my options while trying to fix the cause. My God, would I have to go back to pen and paper? Since I’ve started writing again, I don’t use a… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN and The Search For The Perfect Meatball Tour 2014
My great search for the perfect meatball begins. Since my Italian mother’s passing in 1994, I realized that my grief for the loss of her sauce (gravy) and those round mounds of moist meat laced with seasonings and bits of… Read More ›
Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned
The name of the church was Mt. Calvary. Everything about it was a reminder and memorial to what took place at Calvary, a site immediately outside Jerusalem’s walls where Jesus was said to be crucified. Also known as Golgotha in… Read More ›
Why Are “Women Dump Cooks” So Mad At EL BROOKMAN?
What I am about to tell you is shocking. I do want all of you to know I am safe and can handle myself as well as any caged writer. My views are off the charts on my blog because… Read More ›
It’s My Penis and Hillary Can’t Have It !
Hillary Clinton is the progressive liberal front runner in the Democrat’s Party. Already liberal women are salivating to wage war against men. So bring on this fight and let Hillary lead you into this war against us men and our… Read More ›
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