I waited till midnight on Valentine’s Day to post this. If you bought your girlfriend or wife the 4 foot Teddy Bear that has been flooding the Television channels as the perfect gift ….. It is arriving at… Read More ›
Humor
The Night Rap Music Squealed Like A Pork Rind
I can now proclaim Rap is dead. I wondered into a club charging a fifteen dollar cover to see and hear a “band” called Lacs, a group of white, redneck Georgia boys who believe they are the new wave,… Read More ›
Sidney Poitier…Decision to Bitch Slap Instead of Kissing White Racist May Have Cost Him Oscar and May Have Caused Recent Death Hoax.
Damn it, had I not watched Sidney Poitier in the movie Lilies of the Field and In the Heat of the Night that was playing on a classic movie cable station on Martin Luther King’s birthday, I would not have… Read More ›
Follow That Dream
I was in my white, Tony Soprano bathrobe wearing my Seabiscuit cap at the crack of noon, having my coffee, and thinking what I was going to write about next when my doorbell rang. Sometimes I won’t answer but… Read More ›
“O lovely Possum, O Possum, my love.”
I do not know if this story is about a woman’s love for her possum, or how I get in trouble opening my big mouth. This may even be about the grammatical usage of “opossum” verses “possum.” Being… Read More ›
Dump Cakes, Dump Dinners…Cooks Taking A Dump
With my best Governor Hoss Christie leadership skills, I am giving all the people who read my writings on my blog and Facebook “friends” ONE HOUR TO TELL THE TRUTH. I want to know if you were stupid enough to… Read More ›
Who Would You Like To Kidnap In 2014 ?
I always wanted to kidnap George Michaels and his entire band Wham. I want them to suffer as I did every morning for years after 1984 when my alarm clock went off and the song, “Wake Me Up Before… Read More ›
Merry Citrus
If you shake a snow globe, all the white flakes fall to the bottom. If America was inside a snow globe, the flakes fall to Florida. After shaking my life and downsizing to what would fit in my Santa Fe,… Read More ›
Terror On Flight 319
I made it to the airport and waited in a long line to be checked for security purposes before my flight. I made sure I wasn’t hungry by eating just before at a Mexican food chain inside the airport…. Read More ›
The New, Old Hippy, Elderly Democrats’ Revenge.
So annoying is that Life Alert ad where the lady screams; “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Personally, just showing the woman rotting on the floor, and her femur bone being gnawed by her pet dog Fluffy, who… Read More ›
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