If you shake a snow globe, all the white flakes fall to the bottom. If America was inside a snow globe, the flakes fall to Florida. After shaking my life and downsizing to what would fit in my Santa Fe,… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN
Huckleberry Pound
I can only scribble about myself and my time. Tell about growing up in a dive tavern in a bad neighborhood, Southeast Washington D.C., but little of the politics of that Marble City surrounding me. It is just… Read More ›
First Date Horror
When I was eighteen, I met a very attractive twenty-six year old, blonde, single mother of a 6 year old girl. I quickly asked her to go out to dinner and a movie for our first date. I got… Read More ›
Terror On Flight 319
I made it to the airport and waited in a long line to be checked for security purposes before my flight. I made sure I wasn’t hungry by eating just before at a Mexican food chain inside the airport…. Read More ›
Selling Cars
When I was in my twenties, broke and looking to make some money, I took a job selling cars. Back then, everything you heard about degenerate car salesmen was absolutely true. No internet, or survey’s from the corporate car… Read More ›
Madam Tillie ….The Fortune-Teller
Madam Tillie was a palm reader, fortune-teller on Silver Hill Road. In our youth, my friend Joe and I were sure it was a whore house and the rumors seemed to confirm it. We were eighteen and it was legal for… Read More ›
The New, Old Hippy, Elderly Democrats’ Revenge.
So annoying is that Life Alert ad where the lady screams; “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Personally, just showing the woman rotting on the floor, and her femur bone being gnawed by her pet dog Fluffy, who… Read More ›
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