According to executive sources at the TV show THE EXES, KELLY STABLES is relieved the world did not end on Saturday night. Ms. STABLES also added she is elated she did not have to be with the last man on earth,… Read More ›
Humor
The World Will End This Saturday
According to the Viking calendar…..The world is to end on Saturday. When the world really does end on Saturday, there will be a battle between the god of gods Odin, Freja, Thor and Loki. Every human will die except… Read More ›
EL BROOKMAN AWARDED “GOLDEN HANDY” For Best New Blog
EL BROOKMAN shown here receiving the “Golden Handy” award (shown in picture) given by the Academy of Vo-Tech Arts & Sciences, for Best New Blog; (EL BROOKMAN, This Blog is in a Bad Neighborhood.) It was presented by Comedian Mark… Read More ›
4 Foot Teddy Bear Valentine’s Day Massacre
I waited till midnight on Valentine’s Day to post this. If you bought your girlfriend or wife the 4 foot Teddy Bear that has been flooding the Television channels as the perfect gift ….. It is arriving at… Read More ›
The Night Rap Music Squealed Like A Pork Rind
I can now proclaim Rap is dead. I wondered into a club charging a fifteen dollar cover to see and hear a “band” called Lacs, a group of white, redneck Georgia boys who believe they are the new wave,… Read More ›
Sidney Poitier…Decision to Bitch Slap Instead of Kissing White Racist May Have Cost Him Oscar and May Have Caused Recent Death Hoax.
Damn it, had I not watched Sidney Poitier in the movie Lilies of the Field and In the Heat of the Night that was playing on a classic movie cable station on Martin Luther King’s birthday, I would not have… Read More ›
Follow That Dream
I was in my white, Tony Soprano bathrobe wearing my Seabiscuit cap at the crack of noon, having my coffee, and thinking what I was going to write about next when my doorbell rang. Sometimes I won’t answer but… Read More ›
“O lovely Possum, O Possum, my love.”
I do not know if this story is about a woman’s love for her possum, or how I get in trouble opening my big mouth. This may even be about the grammatical usage of “opossum” verses “possum.” Being… Read More ›
Dump Cakes, Dump Dinners…Cooks Taking A Dump
With my best Governor Hoss Christie leadership skills, I am giving all the people who read my writings on my blog and Facebook “friends” ONE HOUR TO TELL THE TRUTH. I want to know if you were stupid enough to… Read More ›
Who Would You Like To Kidnap In 2014 ?
I always wanted to kidnap George Michaels and his entire band Wham. I want them to suffer as I did every morning for years after 1984 when my alarm clock went off and the song, “Wake Me Up Before… Read More ›
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