Necromancy Nancy

zzz00000033nancy According to Astrology, this April will be one for the history books.

In the skies, two eclipses, pink moons, Mars being ten times brighter, yellow stars and everything else out of a box of Lucky Charms cereal.

But MAJOR CHANGES are about to take place in our lives according to Astrologers.

A rare aspect known as a GRAND CARDINAL CROSS. Not known yet if atheists will go to court to remove the four planets involved in forming the GRAND CARDINAL CROSS in the sky, or just wait till this rock we live on spins a different configuration and throws every lawyer off the Earth and into space.

Also on the 23rd, the United States’ Sun is at 13+ Cancer. The Sun’s exact position as on July 4, 1776.

The Continental Congress approved the final wording of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, and that became the date that was included on the Declaration of Independence and the copies made for the nation.

Don’t know the significance of those who lived then and current Americans under the same position of the Sun, but nowadays you can’t find a good powdered wig shop.

Perhaps you will be lucky enough to find a rare copy of the Declaration inside a frame of “Dogs Playing Cards.”

So I called Nancy Pelosi’s office in Washington D.C. because yesterday, she channeled this Country’s founders and found out they would be proud of Obamacare.

The conversation began after I asked a staffer about Pelosi’s necromancy with the Founding Fathers and she replied; “You are an idiot.”

I followed up and asked; “Did Nancy say that or Benjamin Franklin?”

“Sir is there anything else I can help you with?”

“Are the Founding Fathers really dead or are they kept alive in a top secret government place like Area 51 where they are zombies and Ms. Pelosi goes and visits them?”

Silence, so I asked another question;

“Is Harry Reid a zombie or do I have to call his office to get that answer?”

Then she hung up on me.

This April is going to have some wild spins on this planet.

 

 

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Categories: Humor, Life, Observations, People, Places, Political Satire

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1 reply

  1. You’re the Right’s answer to Buchwald. And hear I thought contacting the dead Founding Fathers was a Tea Party game.

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